~History~
"Assassin's Advice" grew from the intrigue of getting advice from a hit man. Fans can send questions to the assassin and he will strive to provide his enlightened insight towards their saga. Actual fan letters and
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questions are coupled with the "dirty" work of the assassin, and the audience witnesses his homicidal carnage, as well as, partakes in his wisdom.
Ask the Assassin!
Who knows more about Life, than DEATH?
Beware what you Ask.
Dying to Get RID of that
Not-So-Special Someone?
The Assassin will relate a break-up, announce a retirement, and even express 'not-so-happy' endings in a personalized film from you!
Why get your hands dirty?
Contact The Assassin, now!